Articles Archive

  • May 2008

  • Slapping Charlie Crist’s… um… Partner

    Billy Zane
    you wanna go into a rib frenzy with me

    Billy Zane
    http://www.miami.com/culinary-cage-match-ribs-article

    Billy Zane
    most important thing is that rib frenzy

    Billy Zane
    http://www.miami.com/culinary-cage-match-ribs-article
    http://www.miami.com/culinary-cage-match-ribs-article
    http://www.miami.com/culinary-cage-match-ribs-article
    http://www.miami.com/culinary-cage-match-ribs-article

    Billy Zane
    RIB FRENZYYYYYY

    Alex Cabrera
    yeah, that shit looks good

    Billy Zane
    im gonna be shakin screaming HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA

    Alex Cabrera
    damn, a rib frenzy

    Billy Zane
    we just gonna be shakin like weekend at bernies 2

    As [...]

    — Alex Cabrera, May 27, 2008

  • A Scene from a Chinese Restaurant

    What follows is a short vignette touching on the topics of racial discrimination and the circle of violence present in so many of American inner cities:

    EXT. Sidewalk in urban area - NIGHT

    A couple of friends are walking down the street looking for a place
    to eat.

    Customer #1
    Yo, let’s NEXT CHINESE CRYSTAL joint over here and
    get [...]

    — Alex Cabrera, May 21, 2008

  • More Bababullshit

    I was hungry. It was midnight, I hadn’t had anything to eat, just gotten back on the beach, and knew that all I had in my refrigerator was a Pür water dispenser and a case of Sam Adams. It was going to be junk food that night, and the person on the other end of [...]

    — Alex Cabrera, May 14, 2008

  • April 2008

  • Five Ninety-Nine

    I woke up in the morning a bit groggy. Look over at my clock and it’s already eight in the morning signifying that I got a grand total of about 4 1/2 hours of sleep. There’s already a text message on my phone.

    Lovely. I agreed to take a car-less friend to her third interview with [...]

    — Alex Cabrera, April 10, 2008